Mary · fucking · Tyler · Moore

"Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack."

I am sitting here after school, waiting for my dinnner to cook, watching Roseanne. It is the episode in which the original Becky, Lecy Goranson, comes back after a three year hiatus. The Sarah Chalke Becky is so horrible and so that really makes one appreciate the original Becky. She's such a little comedienne. She had/has fabulous comedic timing, and her, "MOTHER!" reminds me so much of my aunt. Haha. I love her. Everyone is all about Darlene, but I love Becky. She is so sassy! She is so over-dramatic! The second Becky has absolutely no character. Moreoever, I believe, unlike most, the original Becky is much, much more attractive. She is more unique looking, and her sassiness makes her that much cuter. :-D

I am eating morning star fake chik'n right now. It tastes so much like real chicken that I feel like I am a cheating vegetarian. I'm eating it on a grilled whole wheat bun with honey mustard. :-D

It makes me very sad to think about the fact that my fall semester is almost over with! I loved this semester so very much! I will miss my human rights class the very most. le sigh. I will enjoy it while I can! next semester doesn't look like it's going to be so swell. I'm taking Intermediate German II MWF 10:40-11:47am. Then I am taking stats online. Ugh. I know, I know. I really hate stats, but I found out I can erase my C and put it alllll behind me if I can obtain a higher grade! I think I can I think I can. I mean, the class wasn't that difficult. I just somehow ended up doing horribly due to the fact that I never took it seriously and due to the fact that I did somewhat poorly on both exams which together compromised 100% of the final grade. I am also taking either the internship class, or intl. relations seminar TR 3-4:47.

Wah, wah, wah.

This coming winter semester will not be my final semester. I will be graduating (probably) after the fall '10 semester. I know. I'm a slacker. Fuck my little life. I figure it's the best thing to do in the long run so I can take time figuring out where I want to attend grad school, write some awesome grad school essays, etc. It's not like there are many jobs out there to be had, anyways. Hah.

Right now I am not supposed to be using livejournal, for I am in the library attempting to read over an article for HR. I will be leaving you for now, livejournal, but I will always love you so. You are the only form of electronic media for me.

A few more things before I go:

1. House and Wilson are madly in love.

2. Jack White and I will soon have a child together.

3. Cuddy and Lucas are very cute together. I shall ship 'em.

4. I need a liiiiiife.

Put your music player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results.

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Hello, hello, calling a Karl Projektorinski to the front of the cathedral
Did it all get real? I guess it's real enough.
As he came into the window
In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs

Life inside the music box ain't easy
Your own personal Jesus
Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell
Look for me

In these times of evil spirits
My baby don't mess around because she loves me so and this I know fo' sho'
I miss my moooother, and I miss being her son
I'm thinking about my doorbell, when you gonna ring it, when you gonna ring it?

If you hate the taste of wine, why do you drink it 'til you're blind?
When the president talks to God, are the conversations brief or long?
Coin-operated boy, sitting on the shelf, he is just a toy
It's like forgetting the words to your favorite song

I once fell in love with you just because the sky turned from gray into blue
You say I'm going to buy this place and burn it down
I'm slowly turning into you, but you don't know this to be true
I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly alligned

I ain't the reason that you gave me no reason to return your call
You built a house of cards and got shocked when you saw them fall
Well I ain't saying I'm innocent, in fact, the reverse
But if your headed to the grave you don't blame the hearse
You're like a little girl yelling at her brother 'cause you lost his ball